Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School Song

I have a traffic ticket oh no
Is it my fourth or fifth who knows
I was five minutes late to go
Who cares I couldn't be a no show
I need to go to Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School

How many points remain?
Will I be able to drive today?
Or will it be court again
What’s the judge going to say?
I need to go to Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School

I've already cried
Everything else was tried
To Keep my from a ticket
What’s the easiest way to fix it?
I need to go to Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School

If I can't drive
I'll have to ask for a ride
Oh no what a way to arrive
There goes my pride
I need to go to Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School

If only there was a way I could confine
My hideous traffic ticket online
But oh my, what is this
An option I can't afford to miss
I gonna go to Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School

Yes I love in California or Nevada
It’s a traffic class available online
I could even do my time from bed
Looks like everything is going to be fine
Because of Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School

It was great speeding through traffic while it lasted!

Caught rolling through a stop sign? Pulled over going 90 on the 405? I committed the biggest no-no myself: I got caught with a dummy in my front seat in the car pool lane. I now know that there’s little cops hate more than that. Getting assigned to go through traffic school (especially for something stupid) is never fun, but this time it was faster and simpler for me with Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School

With Cheap Easy Fast Online Traffic School, you don’t have to sit in a classroom for hours, listening to instructors and watching videos. Class is held online, and I even took the test through the website. I completed the exam while wearing my pajamas! Not only that, but I could start and stop the lessons at any point in time so I learned the material when it fit my schedule. I did part of it on my lunch break and I finished it in the middle of the night when I couldn’t sleep. It’s the first time I was able to go through traffic school at 4 AM!

Since I was a little tired, it took me a couple of attempts to pass the exam, but that wasn’t a problem. They give you as many tries as you want on the exam, and you only have to get 80% of the questions right. It was one of the easiest, low stress tests I’ve ever done. By the next afternoon, they’d filed my certificate of completion. They promise to do the notification in eight hours, but for me it was even less.

According to the website, the lessons and exam are available in both English and Spanish. The whole thing (lessons and exam) did cost me $19.95, but I didn’t even have to pay for it until I had completed the lessons and started the test. It was so low risk for me, I was surprised - if the lessons weren’t any good, I could have bailed at any time and gone for the classroom instead! Lucky for me, the lessons were great & easy to understand, and I did the whole thing online!

I would definitely recommend this school for anyone else that needs to get through traffic school quickly and with as little hassle as possible. You’ll be so glad you did. You can take it for the following courthouses: Alhambra ( Monrovia/Santa Anita ) Courthouse, Bellflower ( Los Cerritos ) Courthouse, Beverly Hills Courthouse, Burbank Courthouse, Chatsworth Courthouse, Compton Courthouse, Downey Courthouse, East Los Angeles Courthouse, El Monte (Rio Hondo ) Courthouse, Glendale Courthouse, Huntington Park Courthouse, Inglewood Courthouse, Lancaster ( Antelope ) Courthouse, Long Beach Courthouse, Malibu, Metropolitan (Hill Street-Downtown LA) Courthouse, Pasadena Courthouse, Pomona Courthouse, San Fernando Courthouse, San Pedro Courthouse, Santa Clarita (Newhall/Valencia ) Courthouse, Santa Monica ( Culver City ) Courthouse, Torrance Courthouse, Van Nuys Courthouse, West Covina ( Citrus ) Courthouse, West Los Angeles Courthouse, and Whittier Courthouse.

As for me, I’m back on the road, free and clear. It was great speeding through traffic while it lasted, but I won’t make that mistake again!